Futbol

The beautiful game gets its own page.

Some people have a personality. I have a football club. I've been a Gunner since before it was character-building, which is the polite way of saying I've watched Arsenal invent new ways to break my heart. Still worth it. Come on you Gunners.

Now, the important part.

Current keepy-uppy record holder: me, on my own website. The bar is low. Go on, take it from me.

Click the ball to start a streak.